IMU MPharm 2010
......why do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
.....why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
.....why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters..
......why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
..........why do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight..
.....why do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
EVER WONDER ...
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
I like this one!!!
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
frHello Guys!!
MAPCU Football League is getting really soon!!
I need your names and your position, so that it will be easier for us to make a strong team to represent IMU.
The closing dates is by 15th of April, means that we are going to have a try-out/training If possible on Monday, 12th of April.
Details of the tournament
MAPCU KBU INTERNATIONAL COLLEGE FOOTBALL LEAGUE 2010
1. Date : 3rd to 26th May 2010 (Except public holiday and Sunday)
2. Time : 4pm-7pm (Weekdays), 8am-11am(Weekends)
3. Venue : KBU International College Football Field
So, if possible, we are going to have training as well as try outs and hopefully we can have many talented players to represent IMU this time.
Any latest information will be post directly on the club’s notice board.
If you have any doubts or question, you can just email me (ashraf_flyer@yahoo.com) or text me at 019-3733968.
-ASHRAF (ME208)
IMU Football Club
Healthy Lunch Craze
coming to you.. this 14-16 April 2010..
you can start ordering now..
just email us your name, contact no. and the dish of your choice~
please visit the official blog more more details: http://nd108healthylunch2010.blogspot.com
De Brio; LG is promoting a better taste and more varieties Chee Cheong Fun Now.
